Just when we thought we were safe from really useless, rubbish ideas and inventions, Nokia reveals another Digital pen. What’s going on? Why, who, where and when (will it go away)?

In case one of you is even remotely interested in this we need to report the details. It’s a pen, it has bluetooth, if you write on the special paper it records what you write and enables you to download it to your S60 or S80 device and your PC. Storage wise you’ll cram about 100 pages worth of scribblings on there whilst the battery will keep you going for a will-sapping three hours. Long enough to play at least six games of bullsh*t bingo in a meeting.