We've got our paws on the beast and by crikey its been kissed by a beauty for the N96 is regal-like in its stature. Now, if you can understand that lot you'll be well up on your fairy tales but you can be sure that's far from what the N96 is.

The black is as lush as we'd first imagined, the bulk is more Brad Pitt than Jonny Vegas and the feel of it is just lovely.

We'll have a full report on our first 24 hours coming up later on, but for now we're merely taunting you with our first unboxing. Well, who wouldn't want to share the moment, eh? Picks a plenty after the jump. Get your orders in now.