Ever thought, 'what I need is a phone that says something more about me'? Does that same line of thought also have you thinking crystals and hallmarked silver? If this is you then you've either never heard of the credit crunch or you're a pro-footballer looking to impress the WAG.
You haven't? You are? Well, read on and have that Football Federation endorsed credit card at the ready my gullible cash rich friend...
Goldstriker, a company best known for some of the most horrendous crimes against fashion, has once again been heard to chant the refrain 'bring on the bling!' as this morning they've produced a limited edition Nok they are cunning calling the Nokia Passion Edition.
You asked for crystals, well this sucker has 60 Swarovski crystals. You wanted silver, well this Nokia handset has 40g of hallmarked 925 Sterling silver that has used to make handmade veneers that give the Passion it's credibility. Oh yes, it laughs in the face of normal phones, tickles the fancy of every footballers WAG still in the running for a league title and screams 'I have more money than sense' and with just 250 of the Nokia Passion available you know they all want one!
That's about it really, but if you need to ask the price then you know you can't afford it but if you want to stand up now and shout 'How much!' in an outraged Middle England kind of voice, then to you sir it's £1995.
But hurry, as they've gone on sale today and are guaranteed to sell out come FA Cup day....